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The Oyster Smack

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom – Very good location – show map
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The Oyster Smack
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Free parking Pets allowed Restaurant Private bathroom Free WiFi Shower Flat-screen TV Family rooms Non-smoking rooms Heating

About this property

Just metres from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site bar, free Wi-Fi and free parking. It dates back to the 1800s, and is known for its fantastic food.

The restaurant’s chef has worked in Jamie Oliver’s first restaurant, as well as Gorden Ramsey’s 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu features Asian influences and British classics, with food made from seasonal produce.

Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed, and each benefits from a flat-screen TV and an en suite bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are also provided.

The coast at Southend is just 25 miles away, and the centre of Chelmsford can be reached in 40 minutes’ drive. Historic Colchester can also be reached in less than an hour by car.

Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap

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Languages spoken

English

Availability

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Couples particularly like this property — they rated it 8.5 for a two-person trip.

House rules

Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.

Smoking

Not allowed

Pets

Pets are not allowed

Children

Children of all ages are welcome.

Groups

When booking more than 10 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Accepted payment methods

Credit card CVC required

The fine print

Need-to-know information for guests at this property

• Please inform The Oyster Smack in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

Legal information

This property is managed by The Oyster Smack.

Located in Burnham on Crouch, United Kingdom.

FAQs about The Oyster Smack

Unfortunately, pets are not allowed at this property.
The Oyster Smack is 0.2 km from the center of Burnham on Crouch.
Room options at The Oyster Smack include:
  • Deluxe Double Room
  • Superior Double Room
Yes, couples have rated this property 8.5 for a two-person trip.

Guest reviews

8.7

Very good

150 reviews

M

Michelle

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

1 month ago
9.0
+ Lovely and clean Lovely and clean

young couple · Classic Double Room

J

Jenny

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

3 months ago
9.0
+ The staff on arrival and for our first morning were exceptional. The person who took over for breakfast and checkout on the Saturday was much less organised and a little vague, though he was still very pleasant. The staff on arrival and for our first morning were exceptional. The person who took over for breakfast and checkout ...
- Breakfast on the Saturday was not very organised in comparison to the previous day. Also, having a skylight and no window took a little getting used to. It was during a very hot period and although the skylight was very good, we had to close it when there was a storm threat. Breakfast on the Saturday was not very organised in comparison to the previous day. Also, having a skylight and no wi...

young couple · Deluxe Double Room

Facilities of The Oyster Smack

Non-smoking rooms Restaurant Internet services Parking Family rooms Bar

Food & Drink

  • Wine/champagne
  • Kids' meals
  • Special diet menus (on request)
  • Breakfast in the room
  • Bar
  • Restaurant
  • All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized
  • Food can be delivered to guest accommodation

Internet

  • Internet services

Safety & Security

  • Fire extinguishers
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Smoke alarms
  • Security alarm
  • 24-hour security

General

  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Heating
  • Family rooms
  • Non-smoking rooms

Health & Safety

  • Face masks for guests available
  • Shared stationery such as printed menus, magazines, pens, and paper removed
  • Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities

Living Area

  • Parking

Other

  • Physical distancing rules followed
  • Cashless payment available
  • Contactless check-in/check-out
  • Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays
  • Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
  • Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus

Guest reviews for The Oyster Smack

8.7

Very good

150 reviews

All reviews verified

Categories

Staff 9.1
Facilities 8.5
Cleanliness 8.8
Comfort 9.0
Value for money 8.0
Location 8.7
Free Wifi 9.0

Score distribution

Superb
73
Good
57
Okay
16
Poor
3
Very poor
1

Scores by traveler type

Couples 8.5
Solo travelers 8.9
Families 9.0
With friends 8.6
Business travelers 9.6

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Guest reviews

M

Michelle

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

9.0
Classic Double Room Classic Double Room 1 month ago young couple
+ Lovely and clean
J

Jenny

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

9.0
Deluxe Double Room Deluxe Double Room 3 months ago young couple
+ The staff on arrival and for our first morning were exceptional. The person who took over for breakfast and checkout on the Saturday was much less organised and a little vague, though he was still very pleasant.
− Breakfast on the Saturday was not very organised in comparison to the previous day. Also, having a skylight and no window took a little getting used to. It was during a very hot period and although the skylight was very good, we had to close it when there was a storm threat.
J

Jenny

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

8.0
Classic Double Room Classic Double Room 4 months ago solo traveller
+ Mostly everything. The staff are lovely and very accommodating. The atmosphere was very relaxed and nothing was too much trouble. You felt safe to leave your doors and windows open. Location was good.
− I found the flush on the toilet difficult and had to use the handle of my makeup brush to press the button down. Also, we were a large party for dinner and had to wait a considerable amount of time for our meal. This, I believe, was because two people had a starter. Perhaps we should have requested for main courses to be served at the same time. Breakfast on our first morning was very efficient and professional. However, on the Saturday morning we had to ask for everything including ordering teas, etc.
J

Julie

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

9.0
Classic Double Room Classic Double Room 4 months ago family with young children
+ Rooms lovely and clean. Dinner was amazing. Staff helpful
− Cooked breakfast option would have been good. But not offered on midweek stays
M

Mirabelle

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

9.0
Classic Double Room Classic Double Room Nov 17, 2024 family with young children
+ It was lovely to celebrate Mum's birthday with a great meal and then for the whole family to stay over. Sixteen of us and two dogs! Staff and rooms were great. Lovely food too.
− Wish we had more time to look around!