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Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, ME17 2AR, United Kingdom – Very good location – show map
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Who'd A Thought It
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Free parking Restaurant Private bathroom Free WiFi Adults only Shower Flat-screen TV Room service Non-smoking rooms Garden

About this property

Situated just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It boasts a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites.

The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The en suite bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed.

In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes.

Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

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Languages spoken

English

Availability

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Couples particularly like this property — they rated it 8.3 for a two-person trip.

House rules

Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

Please inform Who'd A Thought It in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

Smoking

Not allowed

Pets

Pets are not allowed

Groups

When booking more than 10 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Accepted payment methods

Credit card CVC required

The fine print

Need-to-know information for guests at this property

• Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

• Please inform Who'd A Thought It in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

Legal information

This property is managed by Who'd A Thought It.

Located in Maidstone, United Kingdom.

FAQs about Who'd A Thought It

Unfortunately, pets are not allowed at this property.
Who'd A Thought It is 5.0 km from the center of Maidstone.
Room options at Who'd A Thought It include:
  • Classic Double Room with Shower
  • Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath
  • Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath
  • Double Room with Whirlpool
  • Suite with Spa Bath
  • King Room with Spa Bath
  • Suite with Spa Bath
  • Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath
  • Luxury Suite with Spa Bath
  • Premium Suite with Spa Bath
  • Executive Double Suite
  • Superior Suite with Spa Bath
  • Suite with Hot Tub
  • Superior Suite
  • King Suite with Spa Bath
  • Presidential Suite
  • Suite with Hot Tub
Yes, couples have rated this property 8.3 for a two-person trip.

Guest reviews

8.1

Very good

327 reviews

R

Raymond

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

1 month ago
8.0
+ There are lovely rooms available but we had a basic room which was fine as it was very affordable, it served our needs perfectly. The pub had a very nice feel, and it has an excellent restaurant, set in a very nice countryside locations, with a short drive to the Channel Tunnel, we missed breakfast as it is served after 9:00 as we had an early crossing to get. Would definitely stay again as we enjoyed our stay and being cross to the Tunnel. There are lovely rooms available but we had a basic room which was fine as it was very affordable, it served our need...
- Would have been nice to have had breakfast, but it wasn't a major problem. Would have been nice to have had breakfast, but it wasn't a major problem.

young couple · Classic Double Room with Shower

B

Ben

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

1 month ago
8.0
+ cosy own little accomadation. quite small but had everything you needed cosy own little accomadation. quite small but had everything you needed
- couldve done with a little bit of freshen up paint on walls in room 2. bit grubby in places. couldve done with a little bit of freshen up paint on walls in room 2. bit grubby in places.

young couple · Classic Double Room with Shower

Facilities of Who'd A Thought It

Non-smoking rooms Restaurant Restaurant Room service Internet services Parking Tea/Coffee maker Bar

Wellness

  • Sun umbrellas
  • Sun loungers or beach chairs
  • Hot tub

Food & Drink

  • Wine/champagne
  • Special diet menus (on request)
  • Breakfast in the room
  • Bar
  • Restaurant
  • Restaurant
  • Delivered food is securely covered
  • All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized
  • Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
  • Physical distancing in dining areas

Internet

  • Internet services

Front Desk Services

  • Invoice provided

Safety & Security

  • Fire extinguishers
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Smoke alarms
  • Security alarm
  • Key access

General

  • Adults only
  • Designated smoking area
  • Air conditioning
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Heating
  • Non-smoking rooms

Outdoors

  • Picnic area
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Sun terrace
  • Terrace
  • Garden

Media & Technology

  • Daily housekeeping
  • Room service

Health & Safety

  • Face masks for guests available
  • Thermometers for guests provided by property
  • Access to health care professionals
  • First aid kit available
  • Process in place to check health of guests
  • Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas
  • Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities

Living Area

  • Parking

Transportation

  • Board games/puzzles

Other

  • Screens or physical barriers placed between staff and guests in appropriate areas
  • Mobile app for room service
  • Physical distancing rules followed
  • Cashless payment available
  • Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay
  • Property is cleaned by professional cleaning companies
  • Guest accommodation sealed after cleaning
  • Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays
  • Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
  • Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus

Guest reviews for Who'd A Thought It

8.1

Very good

327 reviews

All reviews verified

Categories

Staff 8.5
Facilities 8.1
Cleanliness 8.2
Comfort 8.0
Value for money 7.4
Location 8.7
Free Wifi 8.2

Score distribution

Superb
176
Good
66
Okay
43
Poor
24
Very poor
18

Scores by traveler type

With friends 6.3
Families 8.2
Business travelers 8.7
Couples 8.3
Solo travelers 7.7

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Guest reviews

R

Raymond

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

8.0
Classic Double Room with Shower Classic Double Room with Shower 1 month ago young couple
+ There are lovely rooms available but we had a basic room which was fine as it was very affordable, it served our needs perfectly. The pub had a very nice feel, and it has an excellent restaurant, set in a very nice countryside locations, with a short drive to the Channel Tunnel, we missed breakfast as it is served after 9:00 as we had an early crossing to get. Would definitely stay again as we enjoyed our stay and being cross to the Tunnel.
− Would have been nice to have had breakfast, but it wasn't a major problem.
B

Ben

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

8.0
Classic Double Room with Shower Classic Double Room with Shower 1 month ago young couple
+ cosy own little accomadation. quite small but had everything you needed
− couldve done with a little bit of freshen up paint on walls in room 2. bit grubby in places.
M

Mathews

🇺🇸 United States

9.0
Small Double Room Small Double Room 6 months ago solo traveller
+ Great
− Nothing
K

Kazandra1

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

9.0
Classic Double Room with Shower Classic Double Room with Shower 7 months ago young couple
+ Lovely and quiet and peaceful. Clean sheets fluffy towels and a good hot shower. Our room had a small heater that you could use in addition to the actual heating. They also have a fan and an iron in the room. Room was very small but it was okay for what we needed. Bed was very comfortable. Food over in the main building was superb never tasted a steak like it. Staff were very helpful and chatty, though the young weekend breakfast staff need to smile more. We would definitely stay again.
− The one thing in our room that we didn't like was the emergency exit light which is unnecessarily bright when trying to sleep.
D

Danny

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

9.0
Queen Suite with Spa Bath Queen Suite with Spa Bath 8 months ago young couple
+ The bedroom was very comfy and dinner was very tasty
− The light switch by the bed wasn’t working and took a while for the heating to heat up the room at first but once it was warm it was fine